There's been lots of blog-comment speculation saying that I might quite possibly be a closet dyke. Do I think women are sexy? Fuck yes. Do I look at them the way men do? Um, yes. Would I partake in some kissing games or let my tit get sucked? Why the fuck not? Do I want to ever find myself between the legs of another woman, no matter if she's Megan Fox or this chick? NO. To me, pretty girls are simply like puppies. I want to kill them because of how cute they are. I don't want to have sex with puppies. Anyway, I don't know how my sexual defense turned into talk of puppy sex, but meet my newest model crush, Naomi Shimada. Already with a name like that, you can tell you're going to be looking at something pretty. I haven't gone as far as to research her, but I'm just going to say South American and Japanese? Seems about right. I'm a sucker for V.S and Guess models and shit, but when I see these exotic and just naturally gorgeous girls, I can't help but give them their shine. I think it's because when I was a little girl since I'm a mutt and had a mixed look to me, though the kids didn't find me pretty like they did the blondes and gymnastics girls, adults always said 'one day you're going to be so beautiful'. Because older people know how things pan out, usually. And I think for the most part they were right, I turned out nothing like I imagined as a child, or even when I was 17 not too long ago. I bet as a little girl, Naomi was reserved and overlooked too. Good thing there's people out there with an eye for peculiar treasures.



I actually can't even think of this girl in a nasty slut kind of way. She's like on some Don Corleone's daughter level...no, she's the Sicilian girl that Michael meets after he kills the Turk and The Police Chief and flees to the motherland. "BREAK IT ALL YOU SPOILED GUINNEA BRAT, BREAK IT ALL!"