Sounds like something I could seriously get into. I've tried yoga only a few times, it's not for me. I think it's great when people get super into it and learn all this shit about their bodies and breathing, but I don't have the patience for it. Every yoga class I've ever taken, I just find myself twisted like a pretzel looking awkwardly at my side to see if I'm doing it right, which of course, I'm not. And the person next to me will always be some expert with their eyes closed, exhaling deeply, and having sex with themselves in the depths of their transported minds. Or you'll have some limber little dude in front of you with his feet in your face, how the fuck am I supposed to concentrate when I can count all the hairs on your toes? And let's be real, we all know what really makes us nervous about trying yoga the first few times - farting. Your body is in crazy positions and even if you're good at holding in gas, you'll have to bite on the edge of your mat not to let one slip. The whole thing is really too much for me to even think about. However, I can see the yoga experience being really fun while under the influence of alcohol or some other happy shit. Here is a pretty fucking amazing look at some obliterated fools practicing the ancient art - they look so peaceful.



I never even saw the similarity before. Now that I think of it, I may be really good at yoga. I've been in these positions with drool dripping down my chin at least once...

via funtuna