Bikini season is almost here and that means its time for a Brazilian. No I’m not talking about a Brazilian man - although I could go for on of those as well - I'm talking about a Brazilian bikini wax! If you’re going to get a wax down there then just go for it - ALL THE WAY! I mean
a landing strip can always be nice if you don’t feel the twelve-year-old girl vibe, and a certain few can pull off a cute design, but not many so don’t go and get your pubes in a heart shape and expect your man to be excited, cause you’re probably just gonna look like a freak. Once you start waxing you cant ever go back, because why would you fucking want to?! I think totally natural is very hot, but with my line of work I have no choice but to go 12 year old girl style. Worst part of a Brazilian is actually getting yourself to go. But once you’re there and the first strip is pulled, you’re good. Your first one is usually the most painful, but don’t be scared, it’s not that bad. Don’t ask your friends if they hurt cause they are all going to exaggerate. I don’t know why some women tell there friends its so painful. I worried about getting my first one for months before I made myself go. If you get it done properly it should only be slightly uncomfortable. I actually enjoy going now, its painfully enjoyable. I go every four weeks religiously. It’s important to maintain a schedule as well as exfoliate in-between waxes. A good homemade remedy for exfoliation is honey and sugar. Exfoliate with that before every shower and it will make your next Brazilian that much better. The mob girls are giving all you ladies who live in the city the top place to go. Maria Bonita is located on Prince St between Elizabeth and the Bowery. This place is amazing, but try and avoid Maria, she does a good brazilian but she is rough. You may leave there feeling a little violated. Regina is my favorite woman there. She is excellent at making you feel comfortable. She knows when to engage in small talk and when to tell you to breath. Plus she has been doing it over 20 years and practically pain free at that.
