What a pussy snowstorm we had on Friday night. This was a few mornings before then, what up Metropolitan!
The infamous Natalie Nunn of famed Bad Girls Club came up to the office last week - she needs no introductions if you've seen the show. Keep your eyes open for an interview with her in the near future, scandals!
PUPPIES!
This stuffed onion looks pretty good from the outside, but that's because melted cheese is a very forgiving thing. Unfortunately I just didn't boil the onions long enough prior to baking, which explains why they were disgusting and raw... -
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Once upon a time, Vice magazine was written by a bunch of alcoholic heroin addicts from Canada, and that shit was very, very, very funny. I remember the Do's & Dont's book being my bible that I read every night until my laughter driven tears would lull me to sleep. They were originally written by one of the magazines founders, Ryan McInnes. Here we had a dude who wasn't all that, dressed like a homeless guy, and had a small cock, but it was only because he was so obvious of all of it that he could cut ass so fucking magestically. The magazine is no longer nearly a... -
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It's been absolutely freezing in NY, my fingers are stiff and blue as I type this, even with the aid of a scarf and heat at my side. As I peer over onto the Hudson to admire the sheets of ice that have formed on the rivers edge, I really wish I was somewhere sun-baked aquatic blue and warm white like Mykonos, Greece. Although I've posted photos of some truly magnificent properties in the past, none has ever really stood out and spoke to me the way this Greek palace does. If I was some super rich Hollywood celebrity you could bet your ass that every spare second of my life would be sp... -
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As a kid I didn't really appreciate realist art, I guess I found it boring and too similar to real life. What most don't realize is that real things are the hardest to paint because they're based around fact and not just your imagination. Alyssa's paintings may remind you of those done by Eric Zenner which I posted a while ago, they seem to have both grasped the concept of human movement and water beautifully. I think my favorite is of the girl sitting up wiping her eyebrows, the baby is absolutely insane as well!
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With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, I think it’s about time for me to post a gift guide for all of the oblivious boyfriends and dillz out there to follow. While a box of chocolate, roses, and a teddy bear are cute, I doubt those are the things your girl really wants. I tried to keep everyone in mind, but overall the theme here is sexy, sultry, and slutty!
I’m not sure what it is about young girls and musical jewelry boxes, but it seems like a childhood isn’t the same without the memory of one. I had several, but one of my favorites was one where upon opening, Hello Kitty<... -
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I've mentioned several times on the blog before that I was a lego kid growing up and frequently indulged in building sessions with both my Dad and brother. In the last year I noticed a resurgence of the toys growing in my Dads apartment until it had slowly but surely progressed into an arguably creepy but absolutely awesome lego wonderland. He will forever be the strangest, most interesting, most awesome dude on the planet. He was showing me his newest project, a District 9 inspired Alien weapon, but it's a little complicated so I'll let him explain:
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When I think of roulette the image of a very young and delicious Christopher Walken in The Deer Hunter comes to mind. Last night my homie TYJK was over for some girl time and a vegetarian cooking session gone horribly wrong, but at least there was one major redeeming factor to the evening. She introduced me to something I'd only vaguely heard of called CHAT ROULETTE. It's an extremely simple idea that only requires a webcam (built in for MAC) and working microphone, as well as your sick ass imagination. Once on the site, ... -
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As much as I hate to think it, only American Apparel could get away with this. They've pretty much built their empire around their racy ads featuring normal chicks looking slutty, which has definitely gained admiration from the female population. They've made flaws obsolete, or in actuality they've made flaws attractive.
The Search for the Best Bottom in the World has to be their best idea yet though. I mean come, these ideas aren't that hard, we're just not thinking of them for some reason! I was put onto this last night, if you're like myself and sometim... -
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I believe the first time I met Jason Shelowitz and his adorable girlfriend was at a M.O.B party at the Submercer. Kari was wearing one of our shirts and I expressed my admiration drunkenly, which led to our friendship and him sending a pot of raw honey to the office as an ice-breaking gift. We've been e-mail dudes ever since. Jason is also a sick ass artist and having his SIRENS show (honoring 10 bad ass female artists) February 11th at that really cute bar in the L.E.S called Lolita, so come through! I want to steal the neon in the window. You're my boy Jason!... -
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I couldn't not share this incredible doggy story, being that I'm both a dog owner and lover. My favorite movie as a kid was Homeward Bound, how's that for a fuckin' throwback?! A few days ago a frightened and shivering dog was spotted floating on a block of ice by a Polish ship crew on the Baltic Sea. The dog is said to have floated over 70 miles down the Vistula River in Poland. Now back to safety, the crew has nicknamed him "Baltic" and are searching for his owner.
I just can't help but imagine how scared he must have been! Bear Grylls should adopt him!
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